California Hates Dogs

I'm not sure if it's due to a long line of irresponsible dog owners or just California’s unquenchable desire to regulate the hell out of everything, but California hates dogs. I did the research and 104% of apartment rentals don't allow dogs. Dogs are not allowed in national parks, most state parks, and most city parks. On the rare occasion they are allowed, they must be leashed at all times. I have a dog, and I am responsible pet owner. The only thing you have to be concerned about when it comes to my dog is being loved to death. Why he can't run up and down the beach chasing his ball with the wind in his hair is beyond me. I read somewhere that dogs are not allowed on beaches because they scare away the birds. The web site even stated that some birds will see a dog and either have an instant heart attack, stroke, or abandon their nest forever. Let me start out by saying that my dog is terrified of the birds. He is honestly more scared of them then they will ever be of him. I also read that some beaches have banned kite flying because these birds are so stupid that if they frequently see kites, it desensitizes them against natural predators. I had to read that a few times, pinch myself, and check the link to make sure I wasn't reading the onion. It seems kites kill birds. I say we just let natural selection run its course. If there is a bird out there dies every time it sees a dog and can't distinguish between a kite and vicious bird eating hawk, then let survival of the fittest run its course. Not in California. Other than prisoners, I can't think of much else that has to be restrained constantly, can only roam free in caged areas, and literally scares birds to death. It's true, birds hate felons. I hate California’s canine oppression.