I hate you and your stupid Prius

It seems like Toyota must be giving away free prii in Sacramento. Seriously, these things are multiplying like flies on a turd. In the 1990's the way to tell the world that you had been neutered and domesticated was to own a minivan. Every guy driving a minivan was a broken, shell of a human being. Like watching a lion pacing anxiously at the zoo. Well, the 21st century version of a vagina on wheels is the Toyota Prius. There is no better way to instantly forfeit your man card than to buy a Prius. Just look at the colors for god sakes. They look like moving Easter eggs. And the tech specs: Your camel toe on wheels with it's 1.4L, 4cl monster engine produces...wait for it...98 horsepower. Ha! My Harley Motorcycle produces around 90 hp. I just want to go poop on a Prius right now! I know the reason why people buy them and here's my response. By saving a few bucks on gas you're saying one of two things: Either I am too poor to afford gas or I think I am smarter and better than you because I own a Prius. Every time I look at the driver of a Prius, I see some smug, jackass who feels like he deserves a participation trophy for driving his hybrid clitoris. Oh and by the way assholes, you're making real men pay higher prices for the vehicles that actually deserve gas. The other reason people drive this mobile labia is because they believe they are saving the planet. To think that buying a Prius is in any way affecting the global climate is ludicrous. The factories that build the Prius emit more carbon and consume more energy than you will ever not emit buy owning this shitty car. And let's not forget about how toxic that battery is. An accident with a Prius is probably an environmental disaster similar to the Exxon Valdez. Anyways....if you really want to save money and the environment...Ride a bike.