What's up with fat people?

Now I will preface this by saying that yes....I could stand to lose a few pounds. I'm talking about the people that have so much fat, that it probably outweighs all the rest of their body parts combined. The people who have managed to create a giant fat tongue that drapes over their entire lower body. I recently discovered that imaging machines like cat scans and MRI's have weight limits of like 350lbs or something. This means, that the engineers that designed these devices, people with advanced degrees that got together and racked their brains to develop these incredibly advanced machines, in their wildest imagination, they couldn't conceive of human beings ever weighing this much. So what happens if you are this large and need imaging services? The scheduler refers you to the zoo. The fucking zoo! Listen, if you’re in the waiting room for a medical exam, you look up from your magazine, and you see that a hippopotamus is ahead of you in line, it's time for some soul searching. The other day I was in McDonalds and in rolled a woman so obese, her legs could no longer support her (which reminds me of my new favorite youtube clip. The Fat Train). She zooms up to the counter, screeches her ride to a stop and orders: "Angus bacon cheeseburger meal supersized with an Oreo Mcflurry and a diet coke. DIET COKE. Listen, if you think that by washing down the total daily caloric needs of the average American in one session with a diet coke is doing yourself any favors, you're an idiot. I don't go to McDonalds to consume diet anything. I'm going there for the temporary euphoria created by eating delicious, fatty, and unhealthy "food" that has been chemically altered and flavored by substances that I can only assume will someday be banned by the FDA. I need a Big Mac. No pickles.