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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Global Warming

All the evidence points indisputably to the fact that overall average temperatures on earth are rising, the question then becomes: What is causing this? Are we filthy disgusting humans destroying the only planet we were given? Scientists believe that the earth has undergone 5 major ice ages. This means that large areas of earth were once completely covered by ice and glaciers. The ice then completely melted or "retreated" and the cycle repeated itself. So wait....you're telling me that the earth underwent drastic climatic changes in the past without lowly pitiful humans intervening? What melted the last ice age? Dinosaur farts? Aliens? If you ask me, the thought that mankind is causing this current uptick in warmth is pure arrogance. The liberals views human beings as somewhat of a plague on earth. They invented man made global warming as a way to feel guilty about being so successful and then subsequently making us pay for it. Now I know this stance on global warming automatically makes my intellect comparable to Forrest Gump, but let's look at where most people get their information from? How many "climate scientists" have you spoken to about climate change (the phrase invented when global warming no longer became trendy)? My wife just happens to have a BS in Atmospheric Science from Cornell University. She also spent 10 years in the military as Meteorologist. I would say this gives her the upper hand in most discussions pertaining to climate change. She believes that the earth is constantly involved in an ebb and flow, atmospheric cycles that are way above our pay grade. So keep reading your stupid articles on CNN, watching Al Gore's (biggest hypocrite ever. Research how eco-friendly his newest mansion is) convenient falsehood and I'll continue to get my information directly from an Ivy league Atmospheric Scientist.....that just happens to be really hot.

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